Monday, April 2, 2012

The Italian Virginity Test

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if

his Bride-to-be is a Virgin as she claims.

His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call

a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint,

a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."

Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies

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