The Void Engine

What better way is there to improve your knowledge of engines than to do one on your own ?
I can't find any...so I guess I'll stick to this idea.

That in mind, I'll start to code an engine from scratch and release some features when they are ready.
What I'll try to do is to avoid using existing libraries so that the engine can stay as free as possible.
Of course, I don't expect anything from it. Don't know how far I'll be able to go and I don't expect anyone to even take a look at it :)
Anyway it still is a good experience I think.

To start with, I'll try to implement the following:

1. Basic maths
2. FSM structure
3. Sound api
4. XML reader/writer (probably)
5. COLLADA importer

Then, if everything goes well I'll begin a simple 3D lib. The best would be that the engine could be used under both win and unix OS using DirectX and OpenGL. Still didn't figured out how to do so though.

Anyway, it's still too soon to talk about that...

New Wine

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new  hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected  to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the  bathroom during the night.

The new  wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I  HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

This wine is great for old

Tionghoa Vs Steven Spielberg

Suatu malam di Amerika, seorang pria Tionghoa masuk ke sebuah bar dan melihat sutradara kondang Steven Spielberg (sutradara Titanic dan Jurassic Park). Dengan hati gembira, dia bergegas menghampiri menghampiri untuk minta tanda tangan.

Sayang, bukan tanda tangan yang didapat, Spielberg malah menamparnya dan berkata, "Kalian orang Chinese, mengebom Pearl Harbour, enyah dari sini." Spontan pria

Poems Found In Toilets

I hope you enjoy these POEMS


            POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS.

            THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'

            Excellent poems by not so famous poets.....
            Found on toilet doors and walls...

            A budding poet trying his best...
            Here I lie in stinky vapour,
            Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
            Shall I lie

Pengakuan Arifinto PKS

Dipanggil oleh dewan Syari'ah PKS, Arifinto mengatakan bahwa video yang ditontonnya saat Sidang Paripurna adalah Video Religi karena pemainnya berulang-ulang menyebut :

"Oh My God.. Oh My God...Oh My God........ "

GT Man

​Suatu ketika para superhero sedang berkumpul dan saling menyombongkan diri mereka.

Superman: "Aku bisa keluar penjara, karena jeruji besi itu bisa meleleh dengan sinar laser mataku".

Hulk: "Aku bisa keluar penjara hanya dengan jari keliking aku bisa merobohkan pintu penjara".

Invisible man: "Kalau aku bisa keluar penjara dengan mengubah diriku menjadi tidak kelihatan".

Kemudian muncul super

Ramalane Prabu Djojobojo

nDunjo iki wis tuwo.......Tjontone akeh djoko dadi dudo.......

Akeh prawan sing nglahirno putro tanpo bopo.......

Akeh rondo towo2 rogo.......

Djare ra penak turu dewe jen ora ono kontjo djedjoko.......

Akeh putro sing wani karo wongtuwo.......

Enek omah ibadat ora tau disobo....... malah sing disobo omahe germo.......

Didjak ibadah mesti semojo, djare sambat bojo'ne loro.......

Sing

Effort

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there

Barber Shop

George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks,

The Most Caring Child

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the Contest was to find the most caring child..

The winner was:

A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his

Watermelons

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.

After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign

Goodbye Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.
Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout.

She turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good

Ripped Off On E-Bay

I've Spent $150 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.

Tips Cerdas Memilih Bank Setelah Kejadian Melinda Dee

Tips Cerdas untuk memilih Bank yang aman saat ini:

1. Masuk dan perhatikan satu persatu para karyawati Bank tersebut.

2. Jangan sekali-kali menyerahkan slip setoran atau pemindah bukuan kosong yg sudah Anda tanda-tangani kepada petugas bank, secantik dan sebesar apa pun susunya.

3.Apabila sebagian besar karyawati bersusu BESAR, segera batalkan niat Anda menabung di situ.

4. Amati apakah susu

Irish Alzheimer's

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat

Origin of The Human Race

A little girl asked her Mom, "How did the human race appear?"
The Mom answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
"Mom, how is it possible that you

An Italian Boy's Confession

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa

Tentang Pernikahan

Di sebuah pesta pernikahan, seorang anak bertanya pada ibunya.
Anak : Mama, kenapa sih mempelai wanita pake baju putih?
Ibu : Karena ini hari paling membahagiakan dalam hidupnya, Nak.
Anak : (berpikir sebentar) Lalu kenapa mempelai pria pakai baju hitam?

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Seorang dokter dan istrinya bertengkar hebat saat sarapan. Karena tidak dapat menahan emosi, Si Dokter bangkit dengan marah dan keluar

That's Life

 God created the donkey and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live  50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
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