How Fights Started

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

 I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is