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And

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2.
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3. The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?

4.
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Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;

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Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question..

Michelle Obama answered,

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The confused girl went to her father and said,

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We hear this all the time.

You want Americans to exercise more,

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